fuckingfuckingchickentown
christ! is she still with him? i can’t see what she sees in him, i really can’t.

christ! is she still with him? i can’t see what she sees in him, i really can’t.

which of these ladies would you be?

which of these ladies would you be?

the only way he can get an erection.

the only way he can get an erection.

well honestly!
…what did she think was going to happen?

well honestly!

…what did she think was going to happen?

It was November so The Skeletons poured melted ice-cream into their whisky. No body could remember how this bizarre month-long ritual came about but some biker gangs had to bite heads off chickens or do a poo into their helmets. The Skells had nothing to prove; they were more into fun. And ice-cream.

It was November so The Skeletons poured melted ice-cream into their whisky. No body could remember how this bizarre month-long ritual came about but some biker gangs had to bite heads off chickens or do a poo into their helmets. The Skells had nothing to prove; they were more into fun. And ice-cream.

When her husband (JC) finds out about this he’s going to be furious…

When her husband (JC) finds out about this he’s going to be furious…

100 ways to say “awesome” surely…

100 ways to say “awesome” surely…

They mess you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you.

Philip Larkin (via creatingaquietmind)

what sort of messing cunt does this?

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